I Wasn't Born With Enough Middle Fingers
I'm Melissa. Single, saving my non exisiting virginity to Max Bemis. I love, singing, and writing. i am a watiress at dennys and i work at gamestop. get to know me. or don't.
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"Is this the way a toy feels when its batteries run dry? I am the watch you always wear but you forget to wind."
attractive boy:
hi i'm famous
attractive boy:
hi i'm gay
attractive boy:
hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy:
hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy:
hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy:
hi i don't like you back
attractive boy:
hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy:
hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy:
hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy:
hi i'm dead
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[♠] 29/100 pictures of Jennifer Lawrence](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sq65hsVw1qhgay9o1_500.png)
when you accidentally refer to celebrities casually by their first name as if you’re close personal friends and all your friends judge you constantly because you have lost control of yourself and have no boundaries or rules and you’re just floating out in space like dark matter alone and cold and creepy
(via fontaine-futurisdicks)
